_Thelma and Louise_ reviewed by Cynthia Fuchs On the face of it, the concept of a women's buddy/road movie seems retro and irrelevant. Why emulate a formula so familiar and so fraught with reprehensible politics? It's sort of like becoming a Marine to declare equality with the guys. Why join up when it's the system itself that's invidious? Against such odds, Ridley Scott's _Thelma and Louise_ goes some distance toward rewriting the cliches of cinematic outlaw-heroism in the male mode. It might seem somewhat of a departure for Scott, well-known for neo-existentialist texts like _Alien_, _Blade Runner_, and _Black Rain_. For compared to these claustrophobic meditations on the meaning of humanity, _Thelma and Louise_ is fairly exhilarated, grinding its gears from charming to outrageous to utterly predictable. Callie Khouri's script has a diehard romanticism reminiscent of _Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid_. Against the background of the ever-photographable Southwest American desert, Louise (the divine Susan Sarandon) and Thelma (Geena Davis) find themselves on the run from the Law, in this case husbands, lovers, and cops. Onto this rather basic framework Scott drapes his usual stylish imagery: neon lights, rainy streets, and provocative widescreen close-ups. All this makes the view from Louise's '66 Thunderbird convertible rather ominous. Indeed, contrary to the trailer's giddy promise of good ole gals out on a spree, the movie quickly turns dark and desperate. Small town waitress Louise (she calls customers "honey'') and beleaguered housewife Thelma (alone in her kitchen, she sneaks bites of a frozen Three Musketeers) take off for a weekend of mountain fishing. They stop at a roadside dive, where the naive Thelma (who's been with neanderthal husband Darryl since she was 14) drinks and dances too much with a local scuzball, who then assaults her in the parking lot. That Louise stops the rape with a gun turns the action around. Even as the audience cheers her, however, it's clear that the murder only sets the stage for later no-win encounters with other yahoos: they're foul, egotistical, and mulish grotesques, the kind of stereotypical boors who populate women's nightmare mindscapes. The startling appearance of a Rasta bicyclist, complete with a cigar-sized reefer, alleviates this onslaught of white brutes. He's oblivious and rather obvious comic relief, but what a strange sight he is in this movie. Thelma and Louise, trapped in their own apocalyptic helix, never see him, yet the brief respite he provides for us seems costly; that is, the film seems unable to address race in as clearly progressive-minded way as it does gender politics. The FBI agents, who take up the chase after the murder, are also recycled cut-outs, suits with attitudes (though they watch Cary Grant movies during downtime). The exception is Harvey Keitel--of all people--as a cop with a semblance of a heart and some sympathy for what he calls these "poor girls.'' It should come as no surprise that his compassion is continually lost in the shuffle of pasty out-of-towners with wiretaps and lots of guns. As liaison between Louise and the Law, Keitel can afford to be impotent in ways that the women cannot. Their "freedom'' is limited to private celebratory moments: they whoop along with the car radio or notice some guy's "cute ass.'' It's them-against- the-world, but since the world here is overwhelmingly male and high-teched, there's never any contest, only speeding along the road to an inevitable and gorgeous New Mexican nowhere. Pretty to think so. Erratic and impassioned, this is a journey into diminishing options. Recurring shots of the terminally loutish Darryl and the specter of Louise's secret past (hint: it involves the legal system's failure to protect abused women) insure that the women can never go back. In the midst of all this predetermined delirium, there are moments of subtle, and miss-able, insight. When Thelma robs a convenience store, it seems the plot is thudding into the expected. But a fast cut to the feds watching the videotape gives her screwballish performance a resounding context: an audience of men who can't believe a woman could do such a thing, an audience short on imagination and energy. As if to rebuke this potential audience, the movie offers some supercharged images, as when a hot, sweaty, dirty, and fed- up Louise and Thelma take on a particularly lecherous trucker: he makes rude tongue gestures from his cab and they encourage him to pull over. They then shoot his shiny tanker to hell, the camera covering multiple angles: from behind the angry women to an aerial spectacular. He has no recourse and deems them "Bitches from hell!'' While the repeated image of his exploding vehicle seems like overkill, it's also strangely satisfying, in that retro-road movie kind of way. Cynthia Fuchs teaches film and media studies at George Mason University. Copyright by Cynthia Fuchs. All rights reserved. Please do not reprint this review without the permission of the author. This review originally appeared in the Philadelphia _City Paper_.